Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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