butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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