I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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