I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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I just found puke in my bra..
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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