I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I wish there were birth control emojis
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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