Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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