I wanna passion pit in your ass
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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