I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You left your phone here
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