Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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