i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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