come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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