Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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