There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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