A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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