so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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