Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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