Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Too much gin, very little bucket
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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