Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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