It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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