I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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