SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Naked. naked and bneed help.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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