wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
It's just like the Real World with babies
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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