our cab driver is having phone sex.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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