Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just pee around me
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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