There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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