On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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