so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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