He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize