That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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