found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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