the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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