Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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