I don't think brook has ever known best
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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