This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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