called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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