She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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