Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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