me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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