Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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