i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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