I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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