We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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