when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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