I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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