Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You can't just leave with hair like that
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
