Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(520): View more from Arizona

i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.

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(314): View more from Missouri

who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...

(1-314): View more from Missouri

I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Why am I feeling up grandma?!

(312): View more from Illinois

I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.

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(607): View more from New York

I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators

(1-607): View more from New York

Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.

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(312): View more from Illinois

It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.

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