Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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