Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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