your parents love me but you hate me
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She bit a glass in half.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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