morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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