another moral hangover. fuck.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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