I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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