Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
is it fun? or sober?
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