WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No subtext here. People are naked.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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