Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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